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It’s a Boring After-Life!!

Published May 24, 2010 by Ambika

*yawn*

..and also a boring way to begin a post.. that too after err.. 5months-13 days to be precise! 😡

And no, I’m not refering to the latest movie by Miss Bend-it-Like-Beckham! I’m talking about the life of this Little Miss who is writing the post.. Her after-life!

Life post-mortem is peaceful.. & peaceful is B-O-R-I-N-G!! And I have no idea what the hell am I writing!!

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The Jhatpat (stolen) Tag!

Published December 4, 2009 by Ambika

I’m bored.. Bored to the core.. So I borrowed stole this tag from Arpit.. 😀 😛 Something is better than nothing, always.. Besides, it has a cute name…. So here is The Jhatpat Tag….. 😀

1. Grab the book nearest to u, turn on page 18 and find line 4.

It seemed to Tracy that Gods were conspiring to do everything they could to overwhelm her with Happiness..” – If Tomorrow Comes, by Sidney Sheldon.

Haven’t we heard a similar dialogue from SRK??? 😕

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Shnuuuu… aaaahhh…

Published November 20, 2009 by Ambika

That’s me, taking a gulp of fresh air.. (with a littttle tinge of cold) 😛

Yes!! Exams over..finally.. Good or bad??? Now that they are over after so much of waiting..who cares??? 😀 😀

So.. I’m out here after a loooong looong time… Too drained to think straight so just catching up with little tidbits..

To start with, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall from the stairs yesterday.. Just lucky enough not to break any bones.. Presently, my right-eye looks like this >>>>>>>

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!!SuRpRiSe!!

Published June 2, 2009 by Ambika

Helloz!! 😀

Im back with a nonsense post with no sense to talk about!!! Surprisingly, I have some time to think and write, right now..So I might as well write some crap 😛

Basically, I’m also bored, with nothing to do. TV has nothing good for me (apart from sports of course).. Roland Garros is boring to watch..  But the outcomes seem really interesting. Tough luck for both Nadal and Fedex:-

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Are you someone’s “Eye-Candy??!”

Published April 29, 2009 by Ambika

Sitting in a class, hearing, for 3 hours, one cannot be expected to provide undivided attention!! Not Me atleast..never!! Specially when you are surrounded by some 299 others –  who come in different shapes & sizes & features! 😛 😉

And who tops the list  – the guys of course!! Ok now it doesn’t mean that I like gaping at every other guy I see.. But then its a basic girly instinct  to have a look & observe and comment!!!

Mr. Right

Mr. Right

I can have lots to comments on girls too.. But behold boys!! This post is strictly dedicated to you people!!! 😀 😀

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Nauman: No-man to Now-man!!

Published April 27, 2009 by Ambika

After all the hassles, dog & cat-fights, strategies & everything, Nauman has finally won the title of Rowdies Roadies, Hell Down Under!! Not that it makes any difference to me.. but he has won it nevertheless.. He was considered to be a NO-MAN who didn’t perform & could win only against female contestants!! But NOW the MAN has won the finale and proved everybody wrong!! 😀  

Now-Man!!

Now-Man!!

Almost everybody watches Roadies.. don’t they?? 😀

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Tax Frac-ture in India!!

Published April 12, 2009 by Ambika

When you’re tired & sleepy.. CTRL C + CTRL V comes pretty handy.. Enjoy if you can… Comment if you don’t!! 😉 😛

1) Qus. : What are you doing?

Ans. : Business.

Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Tax-Fracture!

Tax-Fracture!

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About the header, WP theme, my cuteness, timeless-ness, linking fellow bloggers, & an unnecessarily loooong Title, which actually means nothing!! :|

Published April 9, 2009 by Ambika

Actually a sentence is not supposed to start with an ‘actually..’

Huh?!! 😡 Anyways..

THE HEADER

To start with, like the new header, huh?? 😀 I know it is likeable!! 🙂 All credits to Arpit for putting his idle time & mind for a charitable cause!!! 😛 Oh btw, he is waiting for more clients. So basically this is also a free publicity means. If you like my header, and you’re also suffering from Photoshop-phobia, like me.. You may contact Arpit. He may also do it for free, provided you’re as sweet as I am.. 😉 😛

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Maha-Shivaratri..!

Published February 23, 2009 by Ambika

Merry Happy Holy Maha-Shivratri..!

😐

Well, today being Shivratri, is a very auspicious day and a National Holiday too..! 😛  One of my favourite days as well, because I am a fan bhakt of Lord Shiva!  🙂

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Silly Me..!

Published February 20, 2009 by Ambika

I never used to be this confused… But these days, I am.. And that too in great proportions! And Confusion combined with My Unlimited Laziness is a DeAdLy Combination! As a result,  I talk Silly..write Silly.. think Silly.. behave Silly and feel even Sillier..! 😐  😐   😐

This is what happened yesterday late-night..or today very-very-early-morning.. whatever..!!! Phew!

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La-La-Lala-La..!! :D

Published February 4, 2009 by Ambika

Whooppiee…..!!!!!!!!!!

I am back.. And this time with a cool treat for myself…! 😀

Yeah! An award.. My first ever Award since I started blogging.. 🙂 Awarded by Arpit.. Its really an honour to have my first..!! Have a look.. 🙂

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My Meeky Mouchê..On the Rocks!!

Published January 7, 2009 by Ambika
My Mickey Mouche

My Meeky Mouché

 That’s a Historic piece of Art.. [Almost like the “Madonna on the Rocks” eh?] 8)  The Details……

      Dated:      Some date in December’2008. 4.30P.M. IST

      Place:       India>WB>Calcutta>Residence>My room>The Bed..!!

  Location:     The back-side of my Wealth Tax Study Mat..Vol 1 of 7 😐

Inspiration:    ” U/s 5(i) of the Wealth Tax Act, any property held by an Ass-Ass-ee Assesee under trust or other legal obligation for any public purpose, which is of charitable or religious nature in India (excluding assets of business other than business carried on by an institution/fund etc. referred to in Sections 10(23B) and (23C) and business referred to in Section 11(4A)(a)/(b) of the Income Tax Act.) ”

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My never-2-b-resolved ReSoLuTiOnS..!! :D

Published January 1, 2009 by Ambika

Yaayy!! It’s 2009! 😀 Wish you all a (timely) Very Very Merry & a Happy New Year, (na Advance wala-na belated wala 😛 )

This year I didn’t have a NeW YeaR PaRtY as such, in particular. But I somehow still feel VeRy HaPpY, for no reason in particular..

Isn’t that’s all that Matters?? 😀

I could have very well posted this post at a more better time of the day, but “SoMeOnE” who called me sometime back to wish me a Happy New Year, said, “If you’re at home, & doing nothing, then why not write something! Your posts make me ☺SmiLe☺ whenever I am depressed!” Now THAT is enough motivation to write at this odd hour! C’mon, how silly they might be, my posts (ocassionaly) do solve my purpose »» to bring a smile on “SoMeOnE’s” face.. 🙂 So THIS post is for THAT “SoMeOnE” and EvErYOnE else.. 🙂

Hmmm….

Anyways! So it’s time for the New Year Resolutions, yet again.. 😀 But as everyone knows, RESOLUTIONS/Rules are meant to be broken!

M I Missin Sumthn??

Am I Missing Sumthing??

So here’s a list of RESOLUTIONS that I’ve RESOLVED to “not to follow” in the year ahead!! 😀 ( For clarity – I’m NOT going to Follow the Following) :-

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I DREAM a Dreamy DREAM..!!

Published December 16, 2008 by Ambika

Considering the activeness of my mind.. I DREAM daily, without fail.. Actually, there are SO MANY dreams to dream about.. I finally end up messing them all.. 😀

Yaha bhi Messing up!! Whoaa!! When will I grow up..???

NEVER!! “Jo Grow-up ho jaye wo Ambika nahi..” 😀

Ok .. A bad one, I admit.. Waise it was hacked from Baghban 😛

Ya, now what I DREAM of, can be ANYthing.. Something I did, someone I met (blushing) 😆 or even something that never happened..

Now, why suddenly DREAMS..

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Oops! I did it again!!

Published November 20, 2008 by Ambika

Britney Spears?? Yea, its her song. But, right now.. its Me who has Done It Again..!!!

Done what..??? Good Question..

I Messed up things.. pretty usual for me!! And I am Proud of myself for that.. 😀 Messing up things is ONE thing that/where/which (Use as & when necessary) :-

  • I am regular at.
  • I do with complete poise and dignity.
  • I am a Pro at.
  • There’s no one whose close enough to give me competition..
  • I am unstoppable when it comes to MESSing up!
  • I am a diversified MESS-er..!! (Mess-er?? uhh!!)

So, basically, I am the Messing-Up Queen.. or Messed-Up Queen, is it..??

What I usually MESS-up??

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