Sitting in a class, hearing, for 3 hours, one cannot be expected to provide undivided attention!! Not Me atleast..never!! Specially when you are surrounded by some 299 others – who come in different shapes & sizes & features! 😛 😉
And who tops the list – the guys of course!! Ok now it doesn’t mean that I like gaping at every other guy I see.. But then its a basic girly instinct to have a look & observe and comment!!!
I can have lots to comments on girls too.. But behold boys!! This post is strictly dedicated to you people!!! 😀 😀
Beauty lies in the eyes of…. Girls
The practical & intelligent of girls (like me) know, that boys are NOT supposed to look ‘beautiful.’ For God’s guy’s sake, spare them this humiliation. The adjective is meant for girls alone. Guys are Handsome..They are smart..and even good-looking and cute but strictly NOT beautiful!!! uhh!! 😡
Clothes maketh a Man
Now the first thing that gets noticed is your sense of dressing.. If someone is not nicely dressed, you’re most likely to be skipped! Harsh, (harsh – the noun, not Name 😛 ) but true it is.
A good sense of dressing again depends upon your built. A jeans & a Tee might not work if your lean & ready to be blown away by a breeze any minute! But if you have good biceps, I tell you, you’d look Hot.
Then again, Branded clothes definately fetch those extra head/eye-turns!! But then, I remember, once a guy sitting on the seat just in front of me. He had “Versace” written so many times over on his t-shirt..that every word spoke out clearly “I am anything but Versace!!”
Guys, brands don’t need to shout – Look!! I’m BRANDED!!! They speak for themselves..!
To Raze or not to Raze
Ok, now this is a very debatable topic. If you ask me.. Guys look weird if they are fresh-ly shaven. As if…umm.. as if.. someone has beheaded them.. I dunno.. something is just not right with that look.. But yes, if you have shaved the previous day & you are in my “To Check Out” List..then.. Ahem!! Ahem!! 😳 😛 😆
Aah.. interesting!!! Sadly, guys have limited options when it comes to accessories, compared to us girls!! But they do have what gives them style.
Watch – Aah.. big-dialled watches with leather belts, chains.. whatever be it make it elegant!!
Important point, watch is one thing to avoid if you don’t sport a branded one!!!!
Shades – Looks cool enough, but check twice if they suit your face. Don’t look like a Soordas. And DO NOT wear them inside a room..or at night!!! Sun glasses are to protect you from the Sun. and not to protect the glasses from the sun, lest you start wearing them at night!! Huh!!
Hairstyle – What I feel is, guys shouldn’t be experimenting much with their hairstyles or your girl might start experimenting with other guys 😉 Stick to your original cut. Hair colour, especially for you guys is gone…… So don’t try it. And plzz.. Chip off the Lionardo Di Caprio look.. Uhh!! C’mmon, its been ages since Titanic’s sunk!! There are other flop actors with good hairstyles! Try those!!!!!
Special Note (IN BOLDS): Accessories for guys DO NOT include long hair, ear studs, hairbands, ponies, tatoos and the like… Please chuck them off and spare the girls,or atleast me!!!! 😡
“CAR”ry It On
Who doesn’t dream of a Prince Charming with a White horse?? 😀
No one actually, on second thoughts.. 😛 Although a White Horse would be pretty economical, courtsey – Recession, but it would, however, earn you a few laughs rather than looks! But a Honda Civic.. Scoda, a Yamaha R15 or a Karizma.. ok a Lancer too.. ummm.. 8) If you are coming to college/club/wherever driving a 4-wheeler or even a motor-bike.. Well.. you obviously have an added advantage.. After all girls do like to flaunt guys who drive..
Others needn’t feel threatened though. For you, a Bus/Auto/Metro/Train ride might work just as well.. 😛 Pay the fare and get a full ride down to her station/stop/even home and enjoy!! 😛
Special Mention: For bikers who suddenly start thinking themselves of John Abraham of Dhoom, everytime they see a girl around!! They would twist & turn & skid & stunt & do what not!!! 😡 You foolish people!!! Why do you forget that you have got BIG hamlets helmets on your heads!! So once you’re gone, no one knows who you were and you’are a Nobody to Everybody!!! Silly boys!! 😡
So much, just to get noticed, huh?? But then who said to come in the good books of girls was easy?? 😛 It never was!! What you need is the Right Attitude, the Right Approach & of course the Right Girl!!!!! 😀 😆
Disclaimer: All views expressed here are that of the Author. They might not work with other girls, for which the Author holds no responsibilty. They might not work with the Author herself, for which she holds no responsibilty either.. 😉
Have a wooing day,
P.S.: I don’t know myself, why am I writing such a post. I don’t want guys to know how they can woo me, if they want to, that is!! No, I strictly don’t!! Probably the post doesn’t suit me at all.. But then again…it’s MY Blog!!! So Never Mind!!!! 😛