- George Bush signed the N-Deal today.
- Delhi Police defuse a live bomb in the Capital.
- Another 10 die in Orissa flood.
- World Economy – Engulfed in turmoil.
- RBI cuts CRR rate by another 100 bps.
- Sensex plunges below 10,000 levels. Four commit suicide.
- Three people die of hunger in a village near Gwalior.
Oops.. I am so sorry guys, I was so caught up with the EvErYday NEWS, that I forgot about the B-r-e-a-k-i-n-g NEWS!!!! Here I go..
- Amitabh Bachchan falls ill on his Birthday! To be admitted in Lilavati Hospital.
- Former Pakistani Cricketer, Wasim Akram to judge a Dance Reality Show.
- Rakhi Sawant breaks up with her boyfriend.
- Latest update : Amitabh Bachchan reaches Hospital in an Ambulance.
- Salman Khan had rice for lunch today, while in Jodhpur Jail. Sleeps on floor.
- Prime Minister complains of headache. Cabinet Meeting cancelled!
- Latest Update : Amitabh Bachchan in Suite No. 1101 of Lilavati Hospital. Family with him.
- MP vacationing in Cape Town. To be absent in Trust Vote.
- Latest Update : Our channel wishes Mr. Bachchan a speedy recovery!!
That will be more than enough I guess. Hope you got the point..
So much for the TRP. There was a time when the NEWS were aired just twice a day. Those were NEWS BuLLeTiN. But, now ALL the channels going “Round The Clock” and another new NEWS Channel starting every 2 months, they obviously are left with nothing much to broadcast!
Know the Full-form for NEWS?? North East West South?? Naah.. That was pretty looong ago. The Latest is :
N- Nonsensical (but, has to be…)
E- Exciting (…yet..)
W- Worthless (..and of course..)
The BREAKING NEWS that they broadcast are hardly Breaking and anything but NEWS.. So friends, introducing another Medium that has gone the Money-way…