Pages to read before I sleep!!

*blink* Where am I?? *blink* *blink*

Looks familiar though.. *blink*

Okay Ambi,  enough of overacting! Im on WordPress.. My very own blog.. which is fortunately not yet extinct!!  

It’s a WOMAN, man!!

To hell with Dhoni and his boys, for the time being..Its Women’s World T-20 & we are in the semi’s..yayy! Go India go!!

That precisely was my Facebook status a few hours ago. And true it is. So what India is out of the tournament. For now, it doesn’t matter whether Dhoni’s team won or lost. What matters is whether India wins or lose. And the Indian ladies have reached up to the semis, which in itself, is a great feat. 

The game is in progress as I write it. India needs 95 runs out of 48 balls to defeat NZ and march into the Finals. Tough job! The quality of the game, of course, is not up to the mark and not as we would have liked it to be but who are to be blamed?? The women players, themsleves?? Nayyy.. Then who? Well…..

!!SuRpRiSe!!

Helloz!!

Im back with a nonsense post with no sense to talk about!!! Surprisingly, I have some time to think and write, right now..So I might as well write some crap

Basically, I’m also bored, with nothing to do. TV has nothing good for me (apart from sports of course).. Roland Garros is boring to watch..  But the outcomes seem really interesting. Tough luck for both Nadal and Fedex:-

Are you someone’s “Eye-Candy??!”

Sitting in a class, hearing, for 3 hours, one cannot be expected to provide undivided attention!! Not Me atleast..never!! Specially when you are surrounded by some 299 others -  who come in different shapes & sizes & features!

And who tops the list  – the guys of course!! Ok now it doesn’t mean that I like gaping at every other guy I see.. But then its a basic girly instinct  to have a look & observe and comment!!!

Mr. Right

I can have lots to comments on girls too.. But behold boys!! This post is strictly dedicated to you people!!!

Nauman: No-man to Now-man!!

After all the hassles, dog & cat-fights, strategies & everything, Nauman has finally won the title of Rowdies Roadies, Hell Down Under!! Not that it makes any difference to me.. but he has won it nevertheless.. He was considered to be a NO-MAN who didn’t perform & could win only against female contestants!! But NOW the MAN has won the finale and proved everybody wrong!!   

Now-Man!!

Almost everybody watches Roadies.. don’t they??

‘RR’ & KK’R’ e’RRR’ big times!!

RR & KKR were the 2 teams I really rooted for in the first season!! One of which even went upto becoming the Champions!! Incidentally, Kolkata also happens to be my birth place, & Rajasthan my home-town state!!

Only 2 days gone, & with the kind of results we’ve had, I’ve been losing whatever little interest & enthusiasm I had, since the 2nd season of IPL went abroad. 

Tax Frac-ture in India!!

When you’re tired & sleepy.. CTRL C + CTRL V comes pretty handy.. Enjoy if you can… Comment if you don’t!!

1) Qus. : What are you doing?

Ans. : Business.

Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Tax-Fracture!

About the header, WP theme, my cuteness, timeless-ness, linking fellow bloggers, & an unnecessarily loooong Title, which actually means nothing!! :|

Actually a sentence is not supposed to start with an ‘actually..’

Huh?!! Anyways..

THE HEADER

To start with, like the new header, huh?? I know it is likeable!! All credits to Arpit for putting his idle time & mind for a charitable cause!!! Oh btw, he is waiting for more clients. So basically this is also a free publicity means. If you like my header, and you’re also suffering from Photoshop-phobia, like me.. You may contact Arpit. He may also do it for free, provided you’re as sweet as I am..

NRI-PL..!!

First, I am going to sue Kunal and Kunal and the IPL’s official website (in no particular order!) for stealing this title!!!

Second, Kunal you are linked on the very first line of  too many posts of mine, I realise!! Consider that a BIG, BIG honour! Care to pay me back???

Third, I hope all of you remember me!! I’ve been away for eternity now. Atleast that’s what it seems to me. And I expect to remain that way for sometime now. C.A. is, finally, taking its toll!!

Now, without making the post unnecesarily longer, I am disappointed, distressed, saddened (& many other such adjectives) that IPL is going  has gone away.. What’s the idea behind the Indian Premier League if its no more Indian!!

Delhi – 6 exposed!!!

Just yesterday I was telling Kunal that a movie review would be boring.. BUT I realised today that.. if the movie is as boring, stupid, silly, nonsensical and HoRrEnDoUs as Delhi-6.. a review can be quite interesting to write!!

I am sorry!

I dunno, I mean movies can be expected to turn out not as they are expected to be…BUT this bad????? So much that I’m compelled to write a review & vomit out my frustration?? I hate to do this to Delhi-6, but here’s the De-Review:-

Maha-Shivaratri..!

Merry Happy Holy Maha-Shivratri..!

Well, today being Shivratri, is a very auspicious day and a National Holiday too..!  One of my favourite days as well, because I am a fan bhakt of Lord Shiva! 

Silly Me..!

I never used to be this confused… But these days, I am.. And that too in great proportions! And Confusion combined with My Unlimited Laziness is a DeAdLy Combination! As a result,  I talk Silly..write Silly.. think Silly.. behave Silly and feel even Sillier..!     

This is what happened yesterday late-night..or today very-very-early-morning.. whatever..!!! Phew!

Its raining…..

Yes..Its raining……

No.. its not raining Rain.. nor is it raining men..

La-La-Lala-La..!! :D

Whooppiee…..!!!!!!!!!!

I am back.. And this time with a cool treat for myself…!

Yeah! An award.. My first ever Award since I started blogging.. Awarded by Arpit.. Its really an honour to have my first..!! Have a look..

The Timely Tag!!

I am currently going through a Mental Blockade (its winter time, you see ) because of which, I am not being able to think of any thing that I can Blog about!! Harsh tagged me with this “Flickr Tag” right on time!! For a Lazy Log, like me, being told what to do is a lot easier than thinking and deciding about it on my own!!! :lol: So, Thanks a lot Harsh And Arpit here’s this “very soon” post I was talking about..

My Meeky Mouchê..On the Rocks!!

My Meeky Mouché

 That’s a Historic piece of Art.. [Almost like the "Madonna on the Rocks" eh?]  The Details……

      Dated:      Some date in December’2008. 4.30P.M. IST

      Place:       India>WB>Calcutta>Residence>My room>The Bed..!!

  Location:     The back-side of my Wealth Tax Study Mat..Vol 1 of 7

Inspiration:    ” U/s 5(i) of the Wealth Tax Act, any property held by an Ass-Ass-ee Assesee under trust or other legal obligation for any public purpose, which is of charitable or religious nature in India (excluding assets of business other than business carried on by an institution/fund etc. referred to in Sections 10(23B) and (23C) and business referred to in Section 11(4A)(a)/(b) of the Income Tax Act.) “

MAMTA BAN..err..Jee..!!

O Hail Mamta..!!

I am sure everyone knows her. And why not, she hasn’t left a single stone un-turned to ensure that everybody does. But still, for the sake of information, she’s the Trinamul Congress (TMC) Party leader. Besides she also HaPpEns to be the one behind most mis-HaPpEnInGs that keep HaPpEnInG in West Bengal (W.B.)

I feel, she sure must’ve had something to do with a CAR in her previous re-inCARnation..! That’s because,

My never-2-b-resolved ReSoLuTiOnS..!! :D

Yaayy!! It’s 2009! Wish you all a (timely) Very Very Merry & a Happy New Year, (na Advance wala-na belated wala )

This year I didn’t have a NeW YeaR PaRtY as such, in particular. But I somehow still feel VeRy HaPpY, for no reason in particular..

Isn’t that’s all that Matters??

I could have very well posted this post at a more better time of the day, but “SoMeOnE” who called me sometime back to wish me a Happy New Year, said, “If you’re at home, & doing nothing, then why not write something! Your posts make me ☺SmiLe☺ whenever I am depressed!” Now THAT is enough motivation to write at this odd hour! C’mon, how silly they might be, my posts (ocassionaly) do solve my purpose »» to bring a smile on “SoMeOnE’s” face.. So THIS post is for THAT “SoMeOnE” and EvErYOnE else..

Hmmm….

Anyways! So it’s time for the New Year Resolutions, yet again.. But as everyone knows, RESOLUTIONS/Rules are meant to be broken!

Am I Missing Sumthing??

So here’s a list of RESOLUTIONS that I’ve RESOLVED to “not to follow” in the year ahead!! ( For clarity – I’m NOT going to Follow the Following) :-

My first TAG..!

Hiiiii..! Happy Tuesday :D

I found this tag here while roaming about. It might be an old one for most of you. But I am new at it, so wanna give it a shot

If anyone still wants to do it, let me know about it ( & also how to tag you ). Or Better still, just CTRL-C & CTRL-V

Yooo-hooo..!! :D

La-La-Lalalala!!!

Its almost New Year.. and I reached a Milestone today!! :D

1,000 Hits..!!!  Yayyy!!!

Now whatt..??? Its no big deal..???